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Cwobbers 

A crazy, anarchist, alcoholic, two-steppin', shocker giving, Buckfast drinking, wetroom loving, semi-aquatic, Cornish male named Rob who loves long walks on the beach.
"Hey look that Cwobbers is out of control!"

"Hold on tight Cwobbers is in the house."
Cwobbers by Cocaine Clayton January 23, 2014
Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).
It was a right load of cobblers!
cobblers by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

clobberstomp 

to throw someone to the gound and beat them with great force and step on them repeatedly. this is usually very painfull (pending on who is doing the beating) but can also be very funny under the circumstances.
"scott, dont get clobberstomped."

"daniel i will clobberstomp you."
clobberstomp by garco August 17, 2007
Australian colloquialism meaning "mate" or "friend", but not necessarily in the literal term. Can be used to address a stranger in leiu of "Hey, you there!" or "Hey, kid!" in a more friendly manner. As the word's been used since the earliest Colonial settlements of Australia, many Aussies mistakenly believe the word is archaic and no-longer used. In actuality, it's simply slightly less understood then more generic forms of greeting (such as "mate").
"G'day, cobber."
"G'day, mate. How're ye doin'?"
"Aw, been flat out like a lizard drinkin'. Hear the Sydney Swans hammered Collingwood on Saturday?"
"Ripper."
Cobber by Alhadis March 29, 2005
another word for mate, commonly used amongst other people.
cobber by Boonga T March 21, 2003

Clobberstomp 

1-An amazing YouTuber and online sensation.

2-A god among men
1-Bro clobberstomp made a new episode

2-He’s such a clobberstomp
Clobberstomp by Elmaniuels October 12, 2018