Cobaining
The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.
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Cobaining
When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.
“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.
“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.
Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.
Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.
Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.
Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.
Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.
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Cobaining • Kurt Cobaining • Anal Cobaining • cocaining • Cobain Angel • coining • Caining • chaining • coffining • Craining
Kurt Cobaining
A sexual act where as man is about to climax, or reach his peak, he pulls out a shotgun and blows his brains out.
Kurt Cobaining by Rockhand Cockhand August 19, 2013
Anal Cobaining
The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.
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Kurt Cobaining
Kurt Cobaining by SmertJane June 28, 2016
Kurt cobaining
Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically
Kurt cobaining by Brosssina July 19, 2024
Cobalting
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Cobalting by El Joto del apartamento 512 August 15, 2018
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