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Coaning
The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.
Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.
Coaning by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009
Cocooning
When someone excludes themselves from society and attempts to improve on a certain factor of themselves such as a particular skill, their personal appearance or an assignment so when they're done they feel like a beautiful butterfly.
Person A: "Is Andrew coming to the party?"
Person B: "Nah he's cocooning."
Person A: "What for?"
Person B: "He's trying to get in shape."
Person B: "Nah he's cocooning."
Person A: "What for?"
Person B: "He's trying to get in shape."
Cocooning by theguyfromthepole November 9, 2013
chaining
Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.
As a verb: to chain
As a verb: to chain
"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."
John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
chaining by Xeno_the_Blind April 18, 2008
Craining
Craining by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010
Dick Chaining
Dick Chaining by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
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