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Ride coattails 

to increase one's reputation through connections to someone with a better reputation
He Rode his friend's coattails to get privileges otherwise reserved for Corporate executives. (example of Ride coattails)

Jay Walking Coattails 

The act of crossing the street because someone before you has already crossed and caused traffic to stop. In effect, jay walking because someone else already has.
I rode on this guy's Jay Walking Coattails after he jumped in front of traffic and caused a 30 car pile up.
A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.
My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog
Cattail by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018

Cattail Fluff 

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
Cattail Fluff by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Several dyed pieces of hair (usually found on the heads of scene girls) That are striped horizontally with a different color of hair, made to look like the tail of a raccoon. They are often worn as extensions (bought from hot topic) rather than actual hair.
Scene Girl 1: Hey, did you see Carol Chaos's new green and black coontails? aren't they rad?
Scene girl 2: Well, they would be...if they weren't extensions.

coattail cowboy 

One who excels at the act of coattailing. A professional coattailer.
After my presentation, the coattail cowboy was trying to take credit for my work.
coattail cowboy by MowMow February 3, 2015