Coan 

Sigma Male

Man: 'yo Bitch! is that coan?!' Woman: 'yeah hes so hot and dreamy.. such a sigma' Coan: 'I am Literally Patrick Bateman.'

Coan by anonymous September 2, 2022

Ed Coan 

To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.

Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!

Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!

Ed Coan by SlimShady344 December 15, 2017

Coaning 

The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.

Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.

Coaning by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009

Coanier 

A slur used for that1mcytartist or that1mcytartist supporters. Coal, also known as that1mcytartist has made an AU about abuse, romanticized overdosing/abuse, fetishized mlm, said they wanted to rail GeorgeNotFound, interacted with tommyinnit, a minor, on an nsfw twitter account and more. Even after they were called out they refused to admit they romanticized anything.

It's pronounced co-a-ner.

Person a: "I support that1mcytartist, they didn't do anything wrong!"

People with brains: "Ew, get the fuck away from me you coanier!"

Coanier by Rog3rina April 28, 2021

coank

The best gay ship there is. If insulted, Satan will find you and kill you.

“Coank is the best gay ship.”

coank by Death’s Shadow February 24, 2020

coaner 

To moan when you cum

Wow Noah is such a coaner

coaner by Jackpeterson123 March 31, 2017

Coann 

There is no definition for Coann on Urban Dictionary.

Audrey: I tried to search up your name on Urban dictionary.
Coann: what does it say.
Audrey: nothing.

Coann by SlayQuen April 9, 2017