Coaning

The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.

Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.

by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009

Coaning

The act of simultaneously reaching climax and moaning quietly during intercourse

Kevin: "Hey babe, I had a great time tonight good thing we didn't get caught by your mom."

Tim: "Yeah I can't believe how many times we were coaning in bed together, if we got any louder my mom would find out

I'm gay."

by Scrum Lord Tim December 20, 2019

Corning

This fetish is the act of eating or getting your partner to eat a lot of corn, waiting until they defecate and pick the loose corn out of the shit and have the other person eat it.

Me and my girl tried corning, we loved it and now we do it every week.

by Detrevnl23 August 1, 2023

Coon/cooning

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020

Cianing

Going onto a minecraft world to get loads of loot when no one else is on

Ay papi! Why u cianing

by BigDongLiamDog October 6, 2020

Fresh coating

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.

I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.

by Mintchris January 2, 2019

caning it

Slang for snorting cocaine. Chiefly British.

“We’ve been caning it all night. If we call the police about this accident, it’s instant prison.”

by The canemaster January 6, 2018