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To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.
Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!

Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!
Ed Coan by SlimShady344 December 15, 2017
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The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.
Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.
Coaning by Rabid Pidgeon November 4, 2009
A slur used for that1mcytartist or that1mcytartist supporters. Coal, also known as that1mcytartist has made an AU about abuse, romanticized overdosing/abuse, fetishized mlm, said they wanted to rail GeorgeNotFound, interacted with tommyinnit, a minor, on an nsfw twitter account and more. Even after they were called out they refused to admit they romanticized anything.

It's pronounced co-a-ner.
Person a: "I support that1mcytartist, they didn't do anything wrong!"

People with brains: "Ew, get the fuck away from me you coanier!"
Coanier by Rog3rina April 28, 2021
The best gay ship there is. If insulted, Satan will find you and kill you.
“Coank is the best gay ship.”
coank by Death’s Shadow February 24, 2020
Wow Noah is such a coaner
coaner by Jackpeterson123 March 31, 2017
There is no definition for Coann on Urban Dictionary.
Audrey: I tried to search up your name on Urban dictionary.
Coann: what does it say.
Audrey: nothing.
Coann by SlayQuen April 9, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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