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Cnock Cnock
Colby: Shut up, Kayla.
Kayla: Cnock Cnock, Colby.
Colby: I didn't sign up for your sass.
Kayla: Deal with is, you Cnocker!
Kayla: Cnock Cnock, Colby.
Colby: I didn't sign up for your sass.
Kayla: Deal with is, you Cnocker!
Cnock Cnock by Cheesecake Fun February 9, 2018
Related Words
cnock • Cnock Cnock • clock • clockblock • clocked • chock • clock it • clock-blocked • CHOCKING • Clock Spider
Fuck This Shit O'Clock
That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.
It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"
"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
Fuck This Shit O'Clock by MagickDio October 9, 2012
eighteen o'clock
At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"
eighteen o'clock by jpg3 September 21, 2011
John O'Clock
A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.
John O'Clock by XMC7991 August 26, 2016
Clockweight Blindfold
When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.
"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".
Clockweight Blindfold by Woms1 April 20, 2023
under the clock
Spending time in the Hennepin County jail in Minneapolis, MN. So named for the fact that the jail is located underneath the courthouse building which features a clock tower. The clock tower is also a well known Minneapolis landmark.
under the clock by revrock May 31, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.