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Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.
Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.
by XMC7991 August 26, 2016
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A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.
by XMC7991 August 26, 2016
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A New York City subway service known as the Eighth Avenue Express. Biggest issue is when heavy traffic persists at 59th Street Columbus Circle with the D Line. This train also has 2 south terminals and 3 on rush hours, so if you are going to Lefferts Boulevard make sure you aren't on a Far Rockway train.Sometimes the R46's destination signs don't work and announcements can barely be heard so it can be a 50/50 gamble.
"This is a Far Rockaway bound A Train, the next stop is 59th Street Columbus Circle"

*few minutes later*
"We are being held due to train traffic"
*10 minutes later*
"This is 59th Street Columbus Circle"
by XMC7991 November 12, 2016
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A mythical creature which is a cross between a primate and a rageaholic. Consumes alcohol and bananas through its anus.
by XMC7991 September 23, 2016
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