clustermite 

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite

clustermite by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020

Chestermite 

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.

I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?

Chestermite by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011

clusterbate 

Circle-jerk for nerds (choosing among your friends who to collaborate with). Choosing a pleasureable companion to work with.

Vera and flak are clusterbating on an illustration idea. They clusterbate on occasion.

clusterbate by mickmetoo September 9, 2009

clusterbitch

1: Noun: A person who has multiple personalities or moods that portray bitch like characteristics.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.

1: Guy 1: Dude, what is with your girlfriend? She even nags when she's happy.

Guy 2: She's just a huge

clusterbitch.

2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.

clusterbitch by Fat Sheamus October 27, 2017

clustersteve

To derail a conversation with a flurry of apparently-relevant messages which are later revealed to be completely off-topic and related only superficially

"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"

"when we tried to figure out what color to paint the doghouse the whole conversation turned into a complete clustersteve"

"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."

clustersteve by Dustinbikes May 2, 2013

clusterzit

When a bunch of zits appear in a small, focused group, in such a way that they appear to be one ginormous zit. Similar in appearance to a volcano or a small, very angry face.

Not to be confused with clusterfuck.

Stereotypical male 1: "DUDE, is that volcano on your face?"
Stereotypical male 2: "Nah, bro, it's a clusterzit."

clusterzit by Teddie Gizzard February 27, 2012

Clusterize 

to group things together in an aesthetic way (and in the mind of an Italian)

We need to clusterize the images of these cute puppies and share them with our manager for review.

Clusterize by Isa91 July 9, 2019