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Chestermite
A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.
Chestermite by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011
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clusterbitch
1: Noun: A person who has multiple personalities or moods that portray bitch like characteristics.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.
2: Verb: nag about something with others supporting you in one accord or nag about multiple irritating issues.
1: Guy 1: Dude, what is with your girlfriend? She even nags when she's happy.
Guy 2: She's just a huge
clusterbitch.
2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.
Guy 2: She's just a huge
clusterbitch.
2: My entire family started clusterbitching when I left the toilet seat up. FML.
clusterbitch by Fat Sheamus October 27, 2017
clustersteve
To derail a conversation with a flurry of apparently-relevant messages which are later revealed to be completely off-topic and related only superficially
"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"
"this is a commonly accepted term used among various hackerspaces"
"when we tried to figure out what color to paint the doghouse the whole conversation turned into a complete clustersteve"
"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."
"The meeting was productive and unremarkable, but then several successive tasks got clustersteved and everyone kinda lost the rhythm."
clustersteve by Dustinbikes May 2, 2013
clusterzit
When a bunch of zits appear in a small, focused group, in such a way that they appear to be one ginormous zit. Similar in appearance to a volcano or a small, very angry face.
Not to be confused with clusterfuck.
Not to be confused with clusterfuck.
Stereotypical male 1: "DUDE, is that volcano on your face?"
Stereotypical male 2: "Nah, bro, it's a clusterzit."
Stereotypical male 2: "Nah, bro, it's a clusterzit."
clusterzit by Teddie Gizzard February 27, 2012
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Pink Cloud
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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