clunkware 

Software that isn't deliberately made to be malware but by it's function slows your computer/device enough to make it not worth using.

For example, Blackberry BBM Enhanced Symbols, an integrated menu that gives you a huge array of smilies and other symbols but bogs your smartphone down.

-Did Joe send you the link for the BBM Enhanced Symbols menu?
-Yeah. I uninstalled it though, it's clunkware.
-Joe should be beaten.
-Yes, yes he should.
-I'll fetch the truncheon.
-And I shall prepare the oranges. For halftime.

clunkware by Poustman July 12, 2010

chinkware 

Software that maliciously sends your computer activity to the Chinese government.

"Hey, are you gonna buy that new Huawei?"
"HELL NO!! I don't want no chinkware running on my phone!"

chinkware by chinkware provider January 28, 2019

cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

cuntware by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

Chunkwave 

Vomit, as it is being expelled away from one's mouth.

And then I yakd and I opened my eyes and I thought: whoah, chunkwave!

Chunkwave by Catherine Wheels July 15, 2010

clunkwork 

The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works

Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"

Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"

clunkwork by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

clunkweed 

A loser with the special quality of no ambition.A lazy lowlife.

Dan does nothing all day and expects everyone to pay his way,man what a clunkweed.

clunkweed by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009

clankware

"Software" that is created by an AI, Large Language Model or other non-human.

The code that Jerry made was clankware, as Claude AI generated it for him

clankware by doughmination July 21, 2026