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clunkware 

Software that isn't deliberately made to be malware but by it's function slows your computer/device enough to make it not worth using.

For example, Blackberry BBM Enhanced Symbols, an integrated menu that gives you a huge array of smilies and other symbols but bogs your smartphone down.
-Did Joe send you the link for the BBM Enhanced Symbols menu?
-Yeah. I uninstalled it though, it's clunkware.
-Joe should be beaten.
-Yes, yes he should.
-I'll fetch the truncheon.
-And I shall prepare the oranges. For halftime.
clunkware by Poustman July 12, 2010
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chinkware 

Software that maliciously sends your computer activity to the Chinese government.
"Hey, are you gonna buy that new Huawei?"
"HELL NO!! I don't want no chinkware running on my phone!"
chinkware by chinkware provider January 28, 2019
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A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.
Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.
cuntware by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

Chunkwave 

Vomit, as it is being expelled away from one's mouth.
And then I yakd and I opened my eyes and I thought: whoah, chunkwave!
Chunkwave by Catherine Wheels July 15, 2010

clunkwork 

The operation of a machinery that is not so refined to be designated 'clockwork', but nevertheless works
Person A: "Did we just go over a speedbump?"

Person B: "No, my car just operates by the principles of clunkwork"
clunkwork by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

clunkweed 

A loser with the special quality of no ambition.A lazy lowlife.
Dan does nothing all day and expects everyone to pay his way,man what a clunkweed.
clunkweed by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009
"Software" that is created by an AI, Large Language Model or other non-human.
The code that Jerry made was clankware, as Claude AI generated it for him
clankware by doughmination July 21, 2026
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