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The unending, epic, apocalyptic, battle originating from polar opposition due to extreme discrepancies in principle in the form of benevolence (crunk) versus diabolic excrement (not crunk).
Yo! The Dirty Port ain't crunk, but they be sayin they mo' crunk than a bag of crud with some pineapple head anal lozenges! Crunk war is on!

Crunk war is so real, it breathes chitlins, sushi, and krunkulon dust.

This crunk was is so real I've got grime oozing out of every pore, you become another casualty of the crunk war.
by I.C. Riblets December 20, 2007
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