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Software that maliciously sends your computer activity to the Chinese government.

"Hey, are you gonna buy that new Huawei?"
"HELL NO!! I don't want no chinkware running on my phone!"

chinkware by chinkware provider January 28, 2019

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chinkage

Rating scale relating to the hotness of an Asian woman.

Dude, look at that Asian chick, that's some ultra hot chinkage.

chinkage by Butsecks69 September 30, 2013

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Chinkanese

A general term for any asian looking person.

That Jeremy kid has to be chinkanese.

Chinkanese by FriedRiceFreak October 31, 2009

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chinktar

someone who looks and seems like an Asian but isn't

"hey that kid's on the math team but he's not Asian!"

"What a total chinktar!"

chinktar by bangchicks123 April 19, 2007

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chinktard

An Asian person who is retarded, and therefore a disgrace to the 1.3 billion others.

Wow, Xiao Bai Wang got an F in Calculus? What a chinktard.

chinktard by CameronAC14 February 2, 2008

chinktar

someone who looks like an asian but is actually not

Jack: It looks like everyone on the math team is Asian.
John: Well, actually, Alex is a chinktar.

chinktar by imnotasianactually May 27, 2007

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Chinkaroo

An asian kangaroo with a tiny wanker. (due to its racial background)

Explorer: Look at the Chinkaroo! What a sight!

Chinkaroo by Flipperstink June 19, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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