Texas stupid

A special kind of dumb. Someone abnormally ignorant. The kind of person that elects George Bush and Rick Perry.

Jerry likes Donald Trump and roots for the Cowboys, he's as Texas stupid as they come.

by Donnie2Light September 02, 2016

Bushinheimer

A person who shows a complete lack of patience and wisdom;A person who jumps headlong without thinking into very consequential situations;An idiot

Hey Bushinheimer you forgot your breifcase and notes.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

Choking Cheney

1.Term used for mentally visualizing harming someone as retaliation for an insult or attack.2.Psychologically choking Dick Cheney to release hatred and vitriol.

Pissed off and having nothing to punch I settled for Choking Cheney.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

anti-doppleganger

1.An alterate reality you that reflects the traits you wish not to possess.2.The you you don't want to become.

Stan reminds me of me in ten years if I don't change my ways.He is my anti-doppleganger.

by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009

Superbum

An unemployed lazy person that you only keep around for his or her special skills like mechanic work and fix-it ability.

Hey Steve is Robert still staying at your house? Yeah, my car keeps breaking down so I am letting him stay on the couch so I can get help with the car. Robert is lazy but he sure knows how to fix things pretty good...he's a Superbum of sorts.

by Donnie2Light November 30, 2015

static addict

A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.

Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.

by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009

clunkweed

A loser with the special quality of no ambition.A lazy lowlife.

Dan does nothing all day and expects everyone to pay his way,man what a clunkweed.

by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009