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Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.
"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."
clunked by sleepless221 February 4, 2010
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The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you.

Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.
What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!
Clunked by drg2011aaa June 19, 2011

Cuntweed 

Sissy, dick and motherfucker all combined.
Boy, that Bob sure is a cuntweed, the way that son of a bitch made the office secretary clean up her own puke!
Cuntweed by bytemonger March 13, 2010
The past tense version of Clank
Yo i just clunked danielle!
Clunked by Mr. Booty January 2, 2009
something or someone getting hit super hard by an opposing force
Reg you really clunked that one...
Clunked by gavooooo January 31, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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