clunkweed 

A loser with the special quality of no ambition.A lazy lowlife.

Dan does nothing all day and expects everyone to pay his way,man what a clunkweed.

clunkweed by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009

clunked 

Verb - The process of checking in and immediately checking out a document saved in the Desksite document management system - so as to ensure collegues can access your latest contributions.

"Hey, I just clunked that document, so you can rip it to pieces and create more work for me now."

clunked by sleepless221 February 4, 2010

Clunked 

The art of getting as drunk as humanly possible so that your ability to speak, interact and co-ordinate suddenly escape you.

Once Clunked, a person will often only be able to smile in an abnormal way, place hands in one's pockets, fall over continuously and become excessively offensive.

What's up with Luke? I think he's clunked again? Oh Jesus!

Clunked by drg2011aaa June 19, 2011

Cuntweed 

Sissy, dick and motherfucker all combined.

Boy, that Bob sure is a cuntweed, the way that son of a bitch made the office secretary clean up her own puke!

Cuntweed by bytemonger March 13, 2010

Clunked 

The past tense version of Clank

Yo i just clunked danielle!

Clunked by Mr. Booty January 2, 2009

Clunked 

something or someone getting hit super hard by an opposing force

Reg you really clunked that one...

Clunked by gavooooo January 31, 2023