clumtard
When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.
clumtard by heather baith May 22, 2008
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cumtarded
It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014
Clubtard
a person who is highly inebriated after clubbing, and wanders into neighboring business, hotels etc. and creates a nuisance.
Oh, great here comes the "clubtards". Keep an eye on the "clubtard". I had to throwout 10 clubtards last night!
Clubtard by DesertViking February 4, 2010
Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot
/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/
𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨
1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.
Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."
2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨
1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.
Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."
2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"
Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022
Clemtard
Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.
Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
Clemtard by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012
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