Clubtard

a person who is highly inebriated after clubbing, and wanders into neighboring business, hotels etc. and creates a nuisance.

Oh, great here comes the "clubtards". Keep an eye on the "clubtard". I had to throwout 10 clubtards last night!

by DesertViking February 4, 2010

clubtard

A scenester who frenquents nightclubs like its their life's duty.

"He is such a clubtard, his pics are all over the club sites for every day of the week."

by MTSZZZZZ March 27, 2009

clustard

a cluster of retards

the jam on the freeway was caused by clustards that don't posses the skills to drive

by 2030 October 21, 2013

Cluntard

A Cluntard is someone who is part client, part cunt and part retard.

After the fifth alteration of the creative brief Russell began to suspect he was dealing with a Cluntard.

by Dimlo January 16, 2015

chubtard

one who is obese or chubby, and looks like a mongaloid or "looks" like they have down syndrome. any person who eats puffy and or hot cheetos in excess. easily identified by dumb look on their face ALL THE TIME or orange or red fingers.

KID 1: That damn chubtard down the street keeps eating my kittens.
KID 2: how can you tell?
KID 1: cause the radioactive orange and fury shits he leaves my lawn every morning.

by el CHACAL January 1, 2009

clumtard

When a persons second toe is longer than their first toe. (first toe being the Big toe). The longer the second toe is the bigger the clumtard.

Did you see how big her second toe is? Wow is she a big clumtard!

by heather baith May 22, 2008

Clubcard Rape

When someone is using a self-checkout till at a supermarket you scan or swipe your clubcard/points-card before they can do theirs so that you get the points. There is no 'remove clubcard' button so once you've swiped they have no choice but to pay and you get the points.

*beep* "damn you just clubcard raped me and that beer was worth 300 points"

by jacksonliam August 14, 2011