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clownage 

/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz

- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/
I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.

I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.

Clownbag 

Assclown + Douchebag = Clownbag. A good way to nail someone with two insults at once, masked in such a way that only you know the true power of the insult. Much more kid-friendly than Clownbag's biracial twin, Assdouche.
Angered driver: *mutter* Come on...this clownbag keeps cutting me off...

Ken: You're such a clownbag.
Andy: Well you...wait, what the fuck are you even talking about?
Clownbag by kennyo21361 July 23, 2009

clownfarm 

modern American corporations. their cluelessness and lack of social responsibility makes them fertile breeding grounds for asshats, clowns, idiots. Easily identified by their near complete lack of common sense, ethic or scruples. A definition that goes beyond the more common cubefarm
I worked as am engineer in 3 different auto industry clownfarms over the years. Not a one of them had a clue concerning what they were doing.

Today a business degree no longer guarantees one a job on the clownfarms.
clownfarm by thirdstoned November 2, 2010

clownfaced 

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.
Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.
clownfaced by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008

Clownface 

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.
After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.
Clownface by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

clownspaghettii 

a super cool awesome swag twitter user
i am clownspaghettii the super cool awesome swag twitter user
clownspaghettii by clownspaghettii September 6, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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