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Clownbag 

Assclown + Douchebag = Clownbag. A good way to nail someone with two insults at once, masked in such a way that only you know the true power of the insult. Much more kid-friendly than Clownbag's biracial twin, Assdouche.
Angered driver: *mutter* Come on...this clownbag keeps cutting me off...

Ken: You're such a clownbag.
Andy: Well you...wait, what the fuck are you even talking about?
Clownbag by kennyo21361 July 23, 2009
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clownage 

/klown-ej/
- noun
1. disclosure of secrets about a person passed on in confidence in front of said person and a group of peers in order to entertain oneself.
2. pwnage
3. actions performed 4 teh lulz

- Related forms
clowned /adj/
clown, clowning /verb/

I subjected Jeff to extreme clownage to the point where he went numb and attempted to slit his wrists to end the embarrassment.

I was clowned on by Jenny when she told me my dick is too small to adequately satisfy her sexually.
Related Words
Neither a clown that is a baby, nor a baby that is a clown. Simply, clownbaby.
"Man! That clownbaby was HILARIOUS!"

"I've got all of my money on that sleeper, clownbaby."
clownbaby by Carrie/Brian November 1, 2007

clown bag 

A person who overcompensates in a professional environment.
That art director is a clown bag.
clown bag by Bats Skytower January 22, 2009
If someone says "clown on you" to you and you say "clown on you" back that's called a clownback. Typically there's a "No clownbacks" rule so if you clownback you'll probably get an angry "No clownbacks!" response
John : Hey Jim, clown on you!
Jim : Well, clown on you John!
Dave : No clownbacks asshole
clownback by zylogz80 March 15, 2010

clownballer 

The antagonist of paintball events and games, where they play for ego instead of honor.

Not all clown ballers follow this path. There are those that wear colorful bouncy pants that display the utmost display of integrity and honor.

The righteous few understand this, and are accepted by the great Layzar, but may or may not be blessed depending on dupontious the great's convictions at the time of judgement.

There are those that robe themselves in the cloth of thier enemies, all the blessings of a clown enjoys, but behind the trigger a blessed warrior who smites the wicked.

In generalities a clownballer is a mindset and way of life where one's accomplishments on the field comes at the price of teamates, quality of play, dishonor, to achieve a fake ego boosting status of self worth.

You can find these Dbags sporting any GI gear, patches or sponsorships. Usually talking thier game like they are the best ballers in the world, like nobody has done it before. But really the first indicator is bright colors but do not let that be the determining factor. They will often promote themselves on social media platforms like tweeter, vanity tome, or metube. The more likes and views generally means they are a bigger dbags and think they are better than the general population of paintballers they supposedly represent.

Oh, they usually get really butt hurt when they lose a match.
Can you believe that fucking clownballer kept playing on and wiping a hit as I put a rope into him center mass? "yea bud, same old same old"
clownballer by funshit August 15, 2017

Clownage 

The clown guy on ROBLOX who owned AUU at some point.
He was accused of being a pedophile, despite being a minor himself. (how does that work??)
He does not exist anymore.
Anyone who tells you Clownage still exists is wrong.
98mx: Clownage is still here, he just renamed himself!!
SayStanding: He goes by the name REDACTED now!! It's Clownage!!
Crimson_proto: What? He doesn't exist anymore, He isn't on the internet anymore.
Clownage by anonymous December 7, 2024