clownfart

clownfart, when a clownfarts ,it smells like cottoncandy, and soundss like circus music

i had a clownfart today ,it shot rainbows out of my asshole

by mr.jerkass October 18, 2007

clownhat

A combination of asshat and assclown that saves you from having to use the word "ass".

What a clownhat you are!

by dingoateyourbaby May 23, 2007

clownfister

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

by driftin306 August 1, 2010

clowntard

1. Someone who is so retarded they should not be employed in a supervisory or managerial position but unfortunately for the rest of the world that must interact with them they are.

2. Someone who should only be employed at the circus or as childrens birthday entertainment.

Durkaeric: The question being is....can a 40 Ton counterweight be carried in a half ton pickup truck?

Joe Blow: Durkaeric is a real effin clowntard isn't he!

by Vagetarian89 November 19, 2010

hungarian clowncar

It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)

That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!

by XCRRTY October 19, 2013

Clownward

Intro
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah

Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yеah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yеah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Verse 1
I'm in the litty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the shitty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the witty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the titty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the bitty ga-bitty, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pre-Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah

Verse 2
I slapped your momma
Oh yeah yeah
She voted for Obama
Oh yeah yeah
You have a pet llama
Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Outro
Obama, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Obama, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yo Clownward released a new song and it is fire.

by Clownward June 20, 2021

Clown Fart

When something smells funny, and it makes your nose turn red.

"WHEW, something in here sure smells funny! It must be a clown fart"

by kloomis May 12, 2008