The antagonist of paintball events and games, where they play for ego instead of honor.
Not all clown ballers follow this path. There are those that wear colorful bouncy pants that display the utmost display of integrity and honor.
The righteous few understand this, and are accepted by the great Layzar, but may or may not be blessed depending on dupontious the great's convictions at the time of judgement.
There are those that robe themselves in the cloth of thier enemies, all the blessings of a clown enjoys, but behind the trigger a blessed warrior who smites the wicked.
In generalities a clownballer is a mindset and way of life where one's accomplishments on the field comes at the price of teamates, quality of play, dishonor, to achieve a fake ego boosting status of self worth.
You can find these Dbags sporting any GI gear, patches or sponsorships. Usually talking thier game like they are the best ballers in the world, like nobody has done it before. But really the first indicator is bright colors but do not let that be the determining factor. They will often promote themselves on social media platforms like tweeter, vanity tome, or metube. The more likes and views generally means they are a bigger dbags and think they are better than the general population of paintballers they supposedly represent.
Oh, they usually get really butt hurt when they lose a match.
Not all clown ballers follow this path. There are those that wear colorful bouncy pants that display the utmost display of integrity and honor.
The righteous few understand this, and are accepted by the great Layzar, but may or may not be blessed depending on dupontious the great's convictions at the time of judgement.
There are those that robe themselves in the cloth of thier enemies, all the blessings of a clown enjoys, but behind the trigger a blessed warrior who smites the wicked.
In generalities a clownballer is a mindset and way of life where one's accomplishments on the field comes at the price of teamates, quality of play, dishonor, to achieve a fake ego boosting status of self worth.
You can find these Dbags sporting any GI gear, patches or sponsorships. Usually talking thier game like they are the best ballers in the world, like nobody has done it before. But really the first indicator is bright colors but do not let that be the determining factor. They will often promote themselves on social media platforms like tweeter, vanity tome, or metube. The more likes and views generally means they are a bigger dbags and think they are better than the general population of paintballers they supposedly represent.
Oh, they usually get really butt hurt when they lose a match.
Can you believe that fucking clownballer kept playing on and wiping a hit as I put a rope into him center mass? "yea bud, same old same old"
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Mexican guard: Cornballer....
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!
George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!
George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind
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In a battle royal style video game when you drop in a city with many buildings, but your teammate comes to loot the same building that you went to.
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by wangbabepc January 26, 2010
Get the Cowballer mug.A Cornballer is a corny harmless person unskilled in the art of conversation that talks excessively.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.
Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.
If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.
If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Cornballers tend to talk and talk about something no one cares about without allowing any one else to contribute to the conversation.
Cornballers monopolize social situations and usually tend to tell long stories about things you are completely un-interested in. They especially like to talk about themselves or things that have happened to other people you have never met.
Cornballers are usually co-workers, classmates, neighbors ect that do not have many friends.
If you are stuck listing to someone and you just wish they would shut up and leave you alone you have been cornballed.
If a Cornballer is spotted he or she is almost always avoided.
Any person that makes you wish you were not talking to them is a Cornballer.
Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.
Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.
Any person that’s talking to you that you just don’t have the heart to tell to shut up or walk away from is a Cornballer.
Rick Moranis’ character from the Movie Ghost Busters is a Cornballer. He always tries to cornball Sigourney Weaver's character whenever he sees her.
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