cloutmeed 

When you combine omeed with clout, you create this term.

This word combines the genius and stupidity it takes to create
such an insanely useless but not useless Instagram page.

Started as a joke page, but now its a movement.

Join the fucking clout family

Jonathan: Hey man, do you fucking follow @cloutmeed on instagram?

Bob: No bro I don't
Jonathan: Are you fucking stupid?

Bob: Alright bro chill! I joined!
Jonathan: Bet, wanna smash?
Bob: ye :)

cloutmeed by cloutmeed November 7, 2018

Cloutmidia 

a severe sexually transmitted disease, making the holder resonate with extreme amounts of swag , typically linked to a soundcloud rapper .

did you see the Gucci belt John was wearing today? I heard he caught the Cloutmidia.

Cloutmidia by tttTorchie on that audio February 3, 2019

clouted 

To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.

Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage

clouted by The Dank Meme September 7, 2018

Cloutmydia 

Cloutmydia is a word used when you give someone clout (not deserved) that is only temporary

Milk the scene for everything it's worth

Comes from the word clout and chlamydia

Example#1:I gave that bitch cloutmydia

Example#2: that nigga riding the cloutmydia

Example#3:Look at Briana thinking she's all that with the cloutmydia I gave her smh

Example#4: ninja got cloutmydia from drake

Cloutmydia by BiggFluffy May 19, 2018

Clouted judgment 

To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.

Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment

Clouted judgment by CloutMasterKenobi February 19, 2019

clouted 

Really really drunk or high sometimes both like the spins.

"I was way beyond the spins at my brother party i was clouted man"

"Ya dude i heard you slept with that fat chick then too"

"What?!?! nobody told me this!"

clouted by Comeau555 May 2, 2007

Clouted 

Baked out of your mind , Smashed

i was chillin eating some raisin bran fucking clouted man.

Clouted by Comeau555 April 28, 2007