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To be clouted is to be hit or attacked quite heavily. It comes from the word clout, which also means to hit something hard. It can also mean you have a lot of money and respect, as clout has two meanings.
Tom: I just got bloody clouted by Jack
James: Looks like he's done some damage
clouted by The Dank Meme September 7, 2018
Words you can keep
Really really drunk or high sometimes both like the spins.
"I was way beyond the spins at my brother party i was clouted man"

"Ya dude i heard you slept with that fat chick then too"

"What?!?! nobody told me this!"
clouted by Comeau555 May 2, 2007
i was chillin eating some raisin bran fucking clouted man.
Clouted by Comeau555 April 28, 2007

Clouted judgment 

To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.
Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment
Clouted judgment by CloutMasterKenobi February 19, 2019
haters, full of hate, procrastinator, , those who pass judgement, people who tell lies, A person that is sneaky, Someone up to no good, full of shit, some who is considered a bull shitter, Some who is considered fake
That dude is clouded, dont believe what he says; Trust me..my word is good..i'm never clouded; You're clouded fam, stop hating on everybody; You gotta watch out for the girls that's clouded;
Clouded by aceprimo October 21, 2011

Clouded by Muff 

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).
John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"
Clouded by Muff by Movershaker August 27, 2008
Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.
Clotted by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 2, 2016
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