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clottey by Theiconoclast June 10, 2011
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Clotted
Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.
Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??
Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??
Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
Clotted by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 2, 2016
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Clotted Cream
Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
Clotted Cream by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
Clotted cream clart
A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge
They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra
They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra
Clotted cream clart by Yermasgash December 3, 2021
Clotter Bopper
A young, or small thot. A thot under the age of 17, or the height of 5 feet.
Synonyms include: Clottie(s), Bop(s), Thot(s)
Synonyms include: Clottie(s), Bop(s), Thot(s)
Clotter Bopper by Psycha Della December 22, 2017
Clotted Clam
I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Clotted Clam by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Clotted cream
Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it
Clotted cream by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022
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fache-couture
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