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Clotted 

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Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!
yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.
Clotted by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 2, 2016

Clotted Cream 

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Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
Clotted Cream by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

Clotted cream clart 

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A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra
Oh my lord she is nothing but a big dirty clotted cream clart
Clotted cream clart by Yermasgash December 3, 2021

Clotter Bopper 

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A young, or small thot. A thot under the age of 17, or the height of 5 feet.

Synonyms include: Clottie(s), Bop(s), Thot(s)
Sabrina: Ugh, look at Paige, what a little thot!

Tyson: She’s a lil clotter bopper bruh.
Clotter Bopper by Psycha Della December 22, 2017

Clotted Clam

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A nasty whore pussy. Leaves the worst stank and cheesy discharge known to man.
I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.

Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Clotted Clam by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Clotted cream 

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Noun
When you eat someone out the first day of their period and their cum is chunky, and you swallow it
I hooked up with them last night and saved the clotted cream for my scone this morning
Clotted cream by Sarsmillar January 16, 2022
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Friend 1: Minimap
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