clostrofuck

i have no idea, seems to be fucked up situation though

it's all clostrofuck man

by roger21 November 8, 2012

colostofuck

1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch

2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag

1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.

2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.

by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007

Clustrafuck

A large group of people that seem to get in the way no matter what angle you attempt to take to get through it. Tends to block main entrances or lobby areas in any type of building.

Todd: Hey man! You were late for our Dad's Make A Difference class at the CC!

Gary: I know dude, there was a giant clustrafuck right outside the main entrance. I was about ready to plow over everyone.

by Mrpissedoffatpeople March 14, 2012

claustrofuck

a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.

b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong

a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.

b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.

by The Smarty Farty Party October 10, 2008

closterfuck

Scumbag, big shit refering objects.

That car is a closterfuck

by XmaxGG October 28, 2015

Clustrafuck

A word coach Sullivan uses a lot which means an absolute mess and no one understands what they are doing . Mostly used at basketball practice but can be used in games or other sports. Only about 13 people can relate to this but others will begin to realize what this word is about

What the hell are you guys doing this is an absolute clustrafuck

by #coach sully clustrafuck January 16, 2019

castrofuck

n. A Catastrofuck in Cuba.

Cuba: wonderful island, friendly people, cool cigars, hot music. Shame the country's a castrofuck.

by Peter N Carr October 5, 2006