clostrofuck
clostrofuck by roger21 November 8, 2012
Words you can keep
colostofuck
1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch
2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag
2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag
1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.
2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.
colostofuck by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007
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Clustrafuck
A large group of people that seem to get in the way no matter what angle you attempt to take to get through it. Tends to block main entrances or lobby areas in any type of building.
Todd: Hey man! You were late for our Dad's Make A Difference class at the CC!
Gary: I know dude, there was a giant clustrafuck right outside the main entrance. I was about ready to plow over everyone.
Gary: I know dude, there was a giant clustrafuck right outside the main entrance. I was about ready to plow over everyone.
Clustrafuck by Mrpissedoffatpeople March 14, 2012
claustrofuck
a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.
b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong
b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong
a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.
b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.
b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.
claustrofuck by The Smarty Farty Party October 10, 2008
Clustrafuck
A word coach Sullivan uses a lot which means an absolute mess and no one understands what they are doing . Mostly used at basketball practice but can be used in games or other sports. Only about 13 people can relate to this but others will begin to realize what this word is about
Clustrafuck by #coach sully clustrafuck January 16, 2019
castrofuck
castrofuck by Peter N Carr October 5, 2006
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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