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A clopsy is one who enjoys ranch, hotcakes , and people from Wisconsin, Montana, and Tennessee. Often a clopsy will grow up and evolve to a woxy
Tom is suuuuch a clopsy
clopsy by Shane briggs February 2, 2021
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When the weather turns cloudy. That’s lousy.
Looking forward to a day at the beach soaking up some sun. Weather turned clousy.
Clousy by Doozieoozie May 26, 2018

clopsexual 

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)
Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)
clopsexual by lwils April 8, 2016

Clap-Clops 

The shoes bro-hoes wear to attract mates.
"When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."
Clap-Clops by shmegmatize May 27, 2013

Mall Clops 

A fat mall cop's ass you really just wanna fuck the shit out of.
Dude you know wanna do?
Fuck a mall clops.
Mall Clops by CMaggieS May 21, 2017

crotch-clops 

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball
is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!
crotch-clops by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010
Unnecessarily talkative
I don't really like women because I think they've got a bit "chopsy" of late.
Alex Horne
chopsy by iPengo October 3, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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