crotch-clops

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball

is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!

by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010

Crotch Chops

The large magnificent cascade of pubes flanking both sides of a man's overgrown undercarriage.

"Mark's been growin out his crotch chops for swimsuit season."

by JusticeLeagueAssembled March 21, 2012