Clooneys 

Medical condition where the subject is so handsome and charming that people think the subject is either to good to be true or faking.

Tina: That guy is creeping me out because he is so handsome and charming that he is weird. He must be a player.

Contessa: No that's just George, he is so sweet, I'm afraid of dating him because I don't think I'm good enough.

Biff: Ladies don't stare at George he suffers from the Clooneys.

Clooneys by pawlietv February 14, 2017

A George Clooney 

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.

Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.

A George Clooney by Fatterry November 24, 2017

Bearded Clooney 

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.

I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.

Bearded Clooney by gclooney May 26, 2009

clooney as batman 

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong

those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!

clooney as batman by bezel333 January 1, 2006

george clooney 

The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of.

Did you see george clooney in oceans 11 it was off the shizzle fo hizzle.

george clooney by bob November 26, 2003

Clooney

The act of secretly shitting in a friends cat litter box. Then the friend says "what the hell is wrong with my freakin cat!!!" Try it a day after eating corn. Geogre Clooney admitted to this as a college prank.

_______ had a party and we left him a CLOONEY!!

Clooney by dscaberboy October 24, 2004

Clooney Syndrome

The disease of being so good looking and charming, Much like George Clooney that women actually assume you are only out to have sex with them. Thus, limiting the number of women you actually get to have sex with.

Sufferers of Clooney Syndrome include:
George Clooney
Matt Lauer
Winston Spivey
Johnny Depp

Clooney Syndrome by Spivs October 28, 2008