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Clooneys

Medical condition where the subject is so handsome and charming that people think the subject is either to good to be true or faking.
Tina: That guy is creeping me out because he is so handsome and charming that he is weird. He must be a player.

Contessa: No that's just George, he is so sweet, I'm afraid of dating him because I don't think I'm good enough.

Biff: Ladies don't stare at George he suffers from the Clooneys.
by pawlietv February 14, 2017
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A George Clooney

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.
Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.
by Fatterry November 24, 2017
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Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.
I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.
by gclooney May 26, 2009
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clooney as batman

When something does not fit right or is out of place. Something that is just wrong
those pants fit you about as good as clooney as batman!
by bezel333 January 1, 2006
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george clooney

The only actor in the history of mankind that people never make fun of.
Did you see george clooney in oceans 11 it was off the shizzle fo hizzle.
by bob November 26, 2003
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Clooney

The act of secretly shitting in a friends cat litter box. Then the friend says "what the hell is wrong with my freakin cat!!!" Try it a day after eating corn. Geogre Clooney admitted to this as a college prank.
_______ had a party and we left him a CLOONEY!!
by dscaberboy October 24, 2004
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Clooney Syndrome

The disease of being so good looking and charming, Much like George Clooney that women actually assume you are only out to have sex with them. Thus, limiting the number of women you actually get to have sex with.
Sufferers of Clooney Syndrome include:
George Clooney
Matt Lauer
Winston Spivey
Johnny Depp
by Spivs October 28, 2008
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