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Closing The Goddamn Door
"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."
Closing The Goddamn Door by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016
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cloginhymer • clogin • Clogging • Cloin • clopin • cloding • clogan • Cloning • Clorinde • coginchaug
CLOGNIFFS
Clogniffs, ADJ: A word expressing disgust, dissapproval and/or discontent. Started as that funny noise made by a person clearing their throat, and became a derivation of words such as chhh, what the..., or ewwww.
CLOGNIFFS by rockstar myers November 4, 2011
Cloinger
A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".
Cloinger by robert the crutch May 21, 2011
clogan
a person with a rural place of birth that relocates, adopts a metropolitan lifestyle, sometimes fitting into middle to high society, but remaining a bogan at heart. a classy bogan.
human cloning
Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.
human cloning by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010
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