tragedies

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.

Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.

by valerie2776 April 22, 2008

tragedies

i write sins not tragedies

pray for your sins, not tragedies.

haven't you people ever heard of it?

by panic!atthedictionary April 22, 2018

I write sins not tragedies

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

Tragedeigh

(Pronounced: tragedy)

When parents overcomplicate the spellings of names in order for their child’s name to sound ✨u n I q U E✨. That’s a tragedeigh. These aren’t to be mistaken for names from other languages, though. Some examples include Londynn (London), Crimzynn (Crimson), Ashleigh (Ashley), and Myrrandah (Miranda). Other times, the names are completely unrecognizable, like Klansmyn, Sausage, and Glhynnyl.

Student 1: My name is Wednesdeigh.
Student 2, under their breath: That’s a real tragedeigh right there.

by cntoesussie June 22, 2023

tradesies

The act of exchanging one item for another; to swap or barter

Ash: "Dammit, another Pikachu!"
Brock: "What the hell? Another Geodude!"
Ash, Brock: "Tradesies?"

by Beefy5391 July 16, 2009

tragedeigh

A deliberate misspelling of a baby's name in an effort to be cool and different.

Seriously that name, as it was spelled before, was a tragedeigh

by mckennedeigh February 14, 2021

Tragedeigh

A name that is intentionally misspelled for attention/"uniqueness."

KVIIIlyn was such a tragedeigh.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 17, 2023