Definitions by phrontisterydude

cloffice 

(n.) a closet turned into a home office, out of desperation to find someplace quiet to work, typically during a pandemic or other shelter-in-place emergency.

After listening to my 11-year old's Zoom class for the 400th time, I decided I had to create a cloffice for myself to escape the circus show that is my pandemic life.

cloffice by phrontisterydude November 12, 2020

blatrine 

(n.) A blanket, typically, but not always, taken to bed by a child, that absorbs an overnight bed-wetting accident.

We've been trying to potty train our son, but unfortunately he failed to use the bathroom last night and instead took advantage of his blatrine.

blatrine by phrontisterydude November 12, 2020