Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.

IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."

by Netah March 23, 2008

Netah

Any successful combination of speed, lithe movement and intelligence that appears sloppily executed to the naked eye.

IE: I'm not a walking accident, I'm actually pretty netah.
IE: I think the reason he breaks so many tackles is his netahness.
IE: That netah left hook got the job done,he waited for the right moment and pow!

by Netah March 23, 2008

Avatard

Any person who, in an online (gaming) environment, creates an avatar which directly compensates for something they lack in reality, then takes it too far.

IE: "Tommy has awful hygiene and this disgusting huge pot-belly but his alter-ego Benevolus has abs of steel,preens constantly and makes fun of others based on looks. Tommy is such an avatard."

by Netah March 23, 2008

leukrecious

Any negative and self-sustained decay which begins with the core structure and moves outward before causing failure or death.

IE: Electing that judge to the Supreme Court would have a leukrecious effect on the judicial branch.
IE: My 8th grade teacher was a leukrecious nag.
IE: Leukrecious people have no place on this staff.

by Netah March 23, 2008

NOYB

Acronym: None of your business

Random person: Hey man, what's your social security number?
You:NOYB

by Netah March 23, 2008

Cluckery

Verb: To obsess about the menial in a constant,excessively verbal fashion. (Much like a stupid chicken that can't stfu)

Them: Do you think it's raining outside? I mean ohmygosh what if it's overcast and the weather doesn't accent my pink lip gloss?

You: Please! Quit the cluckery already!

IE: Jane Austen Literature contains excess cluckery.

by Netah March 23, 2008

Fantabulous

Genuine delight and satisfaction to a point precluding any possibility of sarcasm or malice.

IE: You had a baby boy? That's fantabulous!
IE: An orange slushie on a hot day is fantabulous.

by Netah March 23, 2008