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crockery

The act, or art of making false statements or claims. Similar to bullshittery, but often associated with conspiracy theory Crockumentaries where factoids are strung together in a 'convincing' way to 'prove' an alternative theory.
The University of YouTube is a vestibule of crockery for the conspiracy buff.
by G Wizz March 1, 2017
mugGet the crockerymug.

crockery

"Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor's housewares.
Daniel used his new "crockery" to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a "warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.
by Darrin Pulver December 17, 2004
mugGet the crockerymug.

crockery

Slang: Crack, coke, charlie ect.
My dealers gonna pop my ass, 'cos i didn't pay for that crockery.
by MaLV April 24, 2006
mugGet the crockerymug.

Chris-Crockery

an adjective describing things that look or act simmilar to Chris Crocker
wow your new hair cut is really Chris-Crockery
by ILOVECHRISCROCKER October 19, 2010
mugGet the Chris-Crockerymug.

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