clippit 

Clippit: The small retarded little office assistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.

Directions to kill: go to
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11
and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see

I will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn't need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.

Clippit: You don't appear to be writing a letter
Me: Go away
Clippit: I think you should, letters are fun
Me: No. Go away
Clippit: First start with a word like sponge...
Me: LEAVE ME ALLONE!
Clippit: Then try a word like muffin, I like muffins...
Me: -breaks down in tears-

clippit by The Four Pulses of the Apocalypse November 3, 2005

Clippit 

the annoying paper clip of microsoft progreams that asks you annoying questions when you dont need help

clippit: i see you are writing a suicide note. can i help?

Clippit by Paul Cook November 23, 2004

clippit 

(pronuncination-an-oy-ing) The most fujin annoying thing microsofe EVER made. It pops up just when you dont need it to piss you off once more

Clippit:How may i help you?
Me:Yaaaarrrrgggghhhh diiiieeee

clippit by blkmage12 November 13, 2004

clippit 

noun
- A clip of a video
- A video, especially one of short duration

He is viewing the clippits on Youtube.

clippit by skorospelka July 17, 2023

clippin 

you got nic???

you clippin?
yeah i got nic
*passes nic stick*

clippin by LmW- March 22, 2021

Hedge Clippings 

When rolling a blunt or packin a bowl, the bits of weed that fall on to your magazine or table.

Dont make a mess when you roll that blunt, I dont want hedge clippings all over my desk.

Hedge Clippings by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

clippety clapped 

high off of marijuana. being clapped is being high, so when you are in this state, usually when you are particularly high, you are clippety clapped.
you may also hear people say "blippety blapped" or "blippety blapped off the blea" or "blippety blapped off the bean"

"bro, could u even believe how shmacked we were last nite"
"yo this is a truth bro, we were clippety clapped of the blea"

clippety clapped by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018