clitass

Hate term. A substitute for "asshole", "dickass", "jerk", "clitball", "douchebag", "idiot", etc.

"What a bitch. That girl is such a clitass."

by gclpsptaproot December 13, 2009

Clitastrophe

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.

"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.

by rapunzabel June 11, 2017

Clitasaurus Rex

A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.

"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."

by dgbrown May 6, 2009

Clitasty

Something that is extremely enjoyable and unexpectedly pleasant, such as a tasty clit

Man, that guacamole was clitasty!

by Brazilian Girls July 13, 2010

Clitasaurus

A huge clitoris/clit.

Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."

by shizzleshizzle April 29, 2008

Clitastrophe

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

by clar February 6, 2005

clitussy

The clitussy is when a women and a cat have sex on a bike because it’s a clit and a pussy

Last night I saw a clitussy in the street

by Queen clitussy May 13, 2022