Clitasaurous

When Cullen went down on Tori, he realized she had a Clitasaurous!!

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clitasaurous rex

when a chick is extremly loose

man1:deby lied she is not a vergin
man2:why u say that?
man1:cause she has a clitasaurous rex in her pants

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A brownie and bacon eating dinosaur that goes around destroying anything in it's path.

Paul: "Where's my bacon?" Ted:"A Clintasaurus must have stomped by and ate it."

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noun:

One who's clit is Enormous or Dino-like.

She is a Clitosaurus

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A dinosaur that hides in bushes, and is really hard to find.

"For years and years I searched for it. Now I have finally found the Clitasaurus Rex."

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Guy 1: "did you see the size of that famous lady's clit? It looked like a penis."

Guy 2: "yeah, that thing was a clitasaurus."

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A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.

Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex

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