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Clapinson 

A male characterised by an almost compulsive desire to quote Arnold Schwarzenegger lines or make groaning noises in the style of the Austrian bodybuilder. Clapinsons are also known to quote lines from the popular British comedy 'Extras' such as "is he having a laff?"
That guy is a total Clapinson.
Clapinson by MC91342 December 27, 2009

clipisode 

An episode of a television series containing a loose frame plot surrounding clips from previous episodes. Clips are usually thematically related, and clipisodes typically don't occur until the season has completed the 5 seasons needed for syndication.
I just watched the clipisode of Friends that shows all the relationship crap between Ross and Rachel, and boy did it suck.
clipisode by Jordan SWF February 2, 2006
Another name for a bag of crisps (Potato chips)
Val, will you grab me a bag of cripins?
Cripins by CallumFoster January 31, 2019
wqould you like some cripins with your soda
cripins by grumble pants August 27, 2008
Clipin; is when you regularly press the wrong didgets while texting.
I keep on clipin and not checking it like Donald Trump.
Clipin by Bryn Benn March 27, 2020

Clipis clapis

Clipis clapis occurs when a really gay man jacks off any type of animal, Causing a clip's clap's.
Prisoner 1:What are you in for?

Prisoner 2:I stole a mans horse and went clipis clapis on it.
Prisoner 1:What is clipis clapis?
Prisoner 2:When you jack off any animal, and make him nut
Prisoner 1:That's fucked up! You faggot!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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