Clipis clapis

Clipis clapis occurs when a really gay man jacks off any type of animal, Causing a clip's clap's.

Prisoner 1:What are you in for?

Prisoner 2:I stole a mans horse and went clipis clapis on it.
Prisoner 1:What is clipis clapis?
Prisoner 2:When you jack off any animal, and make him nut
Prisoner 1:That's fucked up! You faggot!

by Grundle_My_Fundle April 16, 2020

Saggin Wagon

The Saggin Wagon Is When horse balls are so goddamn saggy, they sag on the ground he's walking on

Man 1:Jesus, my horse is being A saggin wagon.
Man 2:Yeah, I heard those suck.
Man 1:Yeah, I ran over his dick a few times on my wagon...

by Grundle_My_Fundle January 23, 2019

grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick

Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!

by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018