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I worked with a guy that was a real slapinson. He caused the company to go bankrupt.
slapinson by Wayne E. Wooks June 9, 2004

Crapinion 

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion
Crapinion by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
The use of a female nostrils as a vessel for hot/warm beverages/bodily fluids.
"hey love, lie down so i can clapson your face"
Clapson by ClapTrap July 25, 2012

clobinson 

Very attractive, sexy, kind, understanding and incredible.
Andy is so clobinson!
clobinson by Amykg123 November 6, 2010
A person ( most likely a girl ) being so annoying we had to make a new word for it
“OMG that bitch ella is such a clanson”
Clanson by Raaaauaa September 29, 2019
Claison is cold hearted but has a very big and generous heart for his loved ones. A very strong, loyal and motivated man that loves to work out and has something for self improvement. Loves to play video games, play with his dogs and has an addiction for buying things online. He is a ride or die for his loved ones at all cost, if you mess with them you also mess with him. Has a savage side to him that nobody should ever bring out, he can forgive but he will never forget.
I wish I had a Claison
Claison by That blonde. November 23, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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