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Clapinson 

A male characterised by an almost compulsive desire to quote Arnold Schwarzenegger lines or make groaning noises in the style of the Austrian bodybuilder. Clapinsons are also known to quote lines from the popular British comedy 'Extras' such as "is he having a laff?"
That guy is a total Clapinson.
Clapinson by MC91342 December 27, 2009
Words you can keep
I worked with a guy that was a real slapinson. He caused the company to go bankrupt.
slapinson by Wayne E. Wooks June 9, 2004

Crapinion 

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion
Crapinion by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
The use of a female nostrils as a vessel for hot/warm beverages/bodily fluids.
"hey love, lie down so i can clapson your face"
Clapson by ClapTrap July 25, 2012

clobinson 

Very attractive, sexy, kind, understanding and incredible.
Andy is so clobinson!
clobinson by Amykg123 November 6, 2010
A person ( most likely a girl ) being so annoying we had to make a new word for it
OMG that bitch ella is such a clanson”
Clanson by Raaaauaa September 29, 2019
Claison is cold hearted but has a very big and generous heart for his loved ones. A very strong, loyal and motivated man that loves to work out and has something for self improvement. Loves to play video games, play with his dogs and has an addiction for buying things online. He is a ride or die for his loved ones at all cost, if you mess with them you also mess with him. Has a savage side to him that nobody should ever bring out, he can forgive but he will never forget.
I wish I had a Claison
Claison by That blonde. November 23, 2021
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