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Clinton's Iced Tea 

A sweet iced tea that is considered the town drink of Kearny, New Jersey. Since it is only sold in this town, many people travel far and wide for this awesome drink. Though most people are very fond of this drink, others disagree and claim it tastes of cardboard and saliva. These people have obviously gone to the wrong place for their Clinton's.
Connor: "Hey John, wanna walk up to G&J's to get a Clinton's Iced Tea?"
John: "Hell no! The ones there taste like cardboard. I get mine at the Midland Dairy"
Clinton's Iced Tea by yourmom247 August 1, 2010
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Clinton's Saxophone 

Referring to Bill Clinton (42nd President of The United States of America), this is a sexual act where a tube is inserted into a partner's anus and/or vagina and then blown into, at which point the air is expelled from the partner's orifice(s).
I bet Bill hasn't given Hillary a Clinton's saxophone in 30 years.

Clinton's Car Wash 

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

clinton's clit 

clinton's pussy smells like fish, so election was fishy. Her election is as worn out as her pussy.
Clinton's clit lost her the election.
clinton's clit by 123clinton456 December 21, 2016

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants 

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.
there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

President Bill Clinton’s Secretary 

Derogatory term. The secretary Monika Lewinsky, who President Clinton enjoyed.
“You are President Bill Clinton’s Secretary!”

Clinton Sex 

My girlfriend gave me clinton sex behind the bus stop
Clinton Sex by mangled May 13, 2009
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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