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clinthammer by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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Cunthammer
Usually in league with a Cuntdagger, stuck together like siamese twins. The job of the Cunthammer is to bash the IQ out of your head by being a dumb cunt bitch. Tries to ruin any male-female relationship that is not her own, for her own selfish reasons.
Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
Cunthammer by Mr.BlackJack March 5, 2010
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clithammer
clithammer by Frank Pet March 31, 2008
clithammer
A body piercing on a male person, approximately at the pubic bone's most forward process.
The piercing is usually a larger subdermal or similar so that there is a 'mushroom head' or similar shape that makes contact with the clitoris during sexual intercourse positions where the male and female are face to face, and the males pubic bone makes contact with the female's clitoris.
Ineffective if the male does not shave his pubic region.
The piercing is usually a larger subdermal or similar so that there is a 'mushroom head' or similar shape that makes contact with the clitoris during sexual intercourse positions where the male and female are face to face, and the males pubic bone makes contact with the female's clitoris.
Ineffective if the male does not shave his pubic region.
clithammer by TechnoHippie June 10, 2016
clithammered
clithammered by nigg face April 17, 2010
Cunthammer
A cunthammer screams out under the weight of it's iconoclast anarchism. Always oppressed, always martered, all knowing and all wise. Every great man was a cunthammer.
The World: Cunthammer, we love you. Cunthammer we would dir for you. Great hammer of cunt, oh great hammer of cunt.
Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.
Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.
Cunthammer by Alex Carter April 23, 2005
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