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Cunthammer

Usually in league with a Cuntdagger, stuck together like siamese twins. The job of the Cunthammer is to bash the IQ out of your head by being a dumb cunt bitch. Tries to ruin any male-female relationship that is not her own, for her own selfish reasons.

Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
"Julia is such a fucking Cunthammer, I'm going to throw a brick at her face."
by Mr.BlackJack March 5, 2010
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Cunthammer

A cunthammer screams out under the weight of it's iconoclast anarchism. Always oppressed, always martered, all knowing and all wise. Every great man was a cunthammer.
The World: Cunthammer, we love you. Cunthammer we would dir for you. Great hammer of cunt, oh great hammer of cunt.

Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.
by Alex Carter April 23, 2005
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clithammer

what a woman would call a mans penis
Carry wants a hit with my clithammer
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clithammer

A body piercing on a male person, approximately at the pubic bone's most forward process.

The piercing is usually a larger subdermal or similar so that there is a 'mushroom head' or similar shape that makes contact with the clitoris during sexual intercourse positions where the male and female are face to face, and the males pubic bone makes contact with the female's clitoris.

Ineffective if the male does not shave his pubic region.
"That guy I met last night had a clithammer piercing. It was such an odd but exciting sensation!"
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cunt hammer

Dude you just got cunt hammered.
by Viridis July 5, 2008
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Cunt Hammer

The pleasurable act of kicking your girl in the cunt whilst simultaneously unloading on her face.
"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."
by is that my artichoke June 3, 2009
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clithammered

the very rough penetration of a girls clit rapidly and violently
"yo dawg i clithammered that chick last night"
by nigg face April 17, 2010
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