clinophilia 

The love of beds, or the love of remaining in a reclined position. (From clino- (bed/reclining), and -philia (love).)

Why does your cat sleep so much?
Because cats have clinophilia, duh?!

clinophilia by Dr Avinoheon May 1, 2016

Clinophile

(n.) a lover of reclining, lying in bed

She is a real clinophile.

Clinophile by M.Lmd August 1, 2015

Clownophilia 

When someone suffers from a severely inappropriate attraction to clowns.

He suffers from clownophilia, lets just say when the circus comes to town the Big Top is not the only tent being pitched.

Clownophilia by IamSummer March 11, 2008

chirophilia

a seemingly technical word for handjob; masturbation.

He engaged heavily in chirophilia before getting married.

chirophilia by uttam maharjan September 7, 2010

Clinophile

Someone who excessively has sexual interactions with cats(also known as bestiality).

I'm a Class A Clinophile

Clinophile by Clinophile May 21, 2017

Culinophilia 

A sexual fetish specifically for kitchen utensils such as ladles, whisks, and tongs.

"I heard that she dumped him after telling her about his Culinophilia"

Husband: "Hey honey, can we talk about something?"
Wife: "Sure, what is it?"
Husband: "I think... I think I'm a Culinophiliac, the way you were working that ladle for dinner has me feeling every which way"

Culinophilia by jkesle July 12, 2025

Clinophobia 

The fear and dislike of going to bed.

Person 1: "Are you okay? Why aren't you sleeping?"
Person 2: "I have Clinophobia."

Clinophobia by 1l1umi July 13, 2021