Culinophilia

A sexual fetish specifically for kitchen utensils such as ladles, whisks, and tongs.

"I heard that she dumped him after telling her about his Culinophilia"

Husband: "Hey honey, can we talk about something?"
Wife: "Sure, what is it?"
Husband: "I think... I think I'm a Culinophiliac, the way you were working that ladle for dinner has me feeling every which way"

by jkesle July 12, 2025