Culinophilia 

A sexual fetish specifically for kitchen utensils such as ladles, whisks, and tongs.

"I heard that she dumped him after telling her about his Culinophilia"

Husband: "Hey honey, can we talk about something?"
Wife: "Sure, what is it?"
Husband: "I think... I think I'm a Culinophiliac, the way you were working that ladle for dinner has me feeling every which way"

Culinophilia by jkesle July 12, 2025

clinophilia 

The love of beds, or the love of remaining in a reclined position. (From clino- (bed/reclining), and -philia (love).)

Why does your cat sleep so much?
Because cats have clinophilia, duh?!

clinophilia by Dr Avinoheon May 1, 2016