Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.
I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.
As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.
by CraigUnderscore February 08, 2009
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meth addicts with kickitmuch syndrome
can automaticaly sense a wisp of any substance. known for resilleence and effort.Pride may or may not be a factor
can automaticaly sense a wisp of any substance. known for resilleence and effort.Pride may or may not be a factor
by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005
one or more couples who hang around with each other and make out. ALL THE TIME. This is partly because everyone else is so fed up their making out in their presence and making everyone else feel akward that they have banished them to forever hang out with other losers who have nothing better to do then make out.
by Jamiest August 19, 2009
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