climb 

Ill, awesome, or dope.

Can also be used in the form "climbatic" which is a reference to Illmatic.

That song Climb by Mos Def is pretty climb.

Illmatic is so climbatic, shit.

climb by DroppingScience December 20, 2008

Climb 

Easiest way to lose faith in humanity. Usually done by exceptionnaly naïve Dota 2 players who want to gain some mmr, before they suddenly realize it's the most hard task they'll ever try to achieve, lose all hope, become heavily depressed and eventually suicide with a suicide note adressed to Gaben, the only one we can blame for all this shit.

"I tried to climb to 4k, but then a magnus picked offlane when i already picked Dark seer. Life sucks man. Baboons everywhere"

Climb by Dotaplayer235 July 23, 2017

climb him like a tree 

Slang indicating that a man is very tall in addition to being attractive, implying that to have sex with him, one would need to climb him first.

Have you seen that hot new intern? I'm going to climb him like a tree.

climb him like a tree by mablesse July 6, 2011

Climb out of my ass

To stop being ridiculouse and to get off of someone's case and leave them alone and go back to the hole they crawled out of

Mom: "I don't like the lack of parental supervision.."

Selena "can you climb out of my ass??"

Climb out of my ass by Jdmhondacivic September 28, 2014

climb it, tarzan 

usually said when giving someone the bird.
in short, "fuck off"

teacher: Johnny, you never do your homework and I'm sick of it.
kid: climb it, tarzan!

climb it, tarzan by generdddals December 17, 2008

Climb Down Suicide 

Deaths that occur when New Yorkers die on the subway´s tracks when in search of a particular item, such as an iPod, an iPhone, a Blackberry cellphone, or any other object.

Three New Yorkers died, during a six months period, after ill-advised forays to the tracks in pursuit of an iPod, a nylon LeSportsac bag containing gym clothes and deodorant and, lastly, a woman’s jacket.

Yeah... Climb Down Suicide!

Climb Down Suicide by rperazag May 19, 2010

climb a wall of dicks 

to manually ascend a vertical surface composed of penises; used colloquially to express anger, frustration, or disgruntlement towards a peer

"I got so pissed off at him that I told him to climb a wall of dicks."

climb a wall of dicks by julran13 November 1, 2013