climbcel 

In the category of celibacy, more specifically a sub category of Incel, a Climbcel is a typically a guy who was rejected so many times by sub-humans (aka, foids), they started rock climbing and bouldering as a copium mechanism.

They're totally committed to celibacy and to rocks, and it is pretty common for physicists and mathematician to become a climbcel, because the rock-stuff is also called "problem solving", and they love to solve stupid shit.

Pre-climbcel: Dude, what should I do? That girl is like abstract algebra to me. But she keeps rejecting me and something tells me she's not a virgin, because after being rejected she went to a pharmacy and then to a club and then to a pharmacy again.

Pro-climbcel: brah, forget about that foid bitch ass petri dish for variants of AIDS. Let's go climbing... Become a climbcel.

climbcel by dodorto January 11, 2024

Climbcel 

An alternative path volcels can take in order lf becoming truecels, in which they opt for rock climbing.

They're very similar to gymcels, but they don't take that seriously their outfit.

Mathematician: Dude, that Coommutative Algebraist looks like he's grinding the shit out the gym.
Physicists: He got rejected by another foid, but instead of cummaxxing, he decided to become a climbcel.
Mathematician: Wowzers! that's fricken amazing.

Climbcel by dodorto April 30, 2024