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Clidickoris

A clit SO big, it looks like a dick.
Guy1:
" So I hooked up with this bitch last night. I took that ho's panties off, man....Her clit was SO fuckin big it looked like a dick!"
Guy2:
" HA HA! That what ya call a CLIDICKORIS!"
Clidickoris by Nate&Cassie October 8, 2008
Related Words
An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.
John, you're a clitdick.
clitdick by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

clidickorus 

When a females bean (clitorus) is heavily medicated with testosterone, juice, bicep water, or tube steak extract. Thus, said bean takes the form of an angry less functional Optimus Prime sized man in the boat.
Dude, I was spitting some game on this broad at the bar and looked down and saw that she had a big ole camel boner sized clidickorus. I still hit it but, her pinky sized clit keeper kept scratching my balls in a funny way. - Pharma
clidickorus by Tpostmalone July 3, 2022
A penis that is so small i could be mistaken for a clitoris

OR

a clitoris that is so bg it could be mistaken for a dick
look at my dick its like a half dick half clit, clidick!!
CLIDICK by daniel dole June 12, 2006
Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.

A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.

A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.
"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!

Or...

"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)
Clitdick by Warpath666 October 20, 2016
Slang used for micro penis or a very tiny cock
Sams nudes got sent around school, after being caught fingering his ClitDick in the bathroom
ClitDick by Wood9 October 6, 2021
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A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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