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cliddick

It's something you can call someone to offend them. Such a huge clit it looks like a penis with pussy lips. We all know that no-one wants to be called anything that disgusts everyone!!
I can't stand you!! Don't come around me anymore you F*#king CLIDDICK!!
by a non a mis August 9, 2007
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Clidickoris

A clit SO big, it looks like a dick.
Guy1:
" So I hooked up with this bitch last night. I took that ho's panties off, man....Her clit was SO fuckin big it looked like a dick!"
Guy2:
" HA HA! That what ya call a CLIDICKORIS!"
by Nate&Cassie October 8, 2008
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clitdick

An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.
John, you're a clitdick.
by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004
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clidickorus

When a females bean (clitorus) is heavily medicated with testosterone, juice, bicep water, or tube steak extract. Thus, said bean takes the form of an angry less functional Optimus Prime sized man in the boat.
Dude, I was spitting some game on this broad at the bar and looked down and saw that she had a big ole camel boner sized clidickorus. I still hit it but, her pinky sized clit keeper kept scratching my balls in a funny way. - Pharma
by Tpostmalone July 3, 2022
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CLIDICK

A penis that is so small i could be mistaken for a clitoris

OR

a clitoris that is so bg it could be mistaken for a dick
look at my dick its like a half dick half clit, clidick!!
by daniel dole June 12, 2006
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Clitdick

Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.

A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.

A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.
"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!

Or...

"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)
by Warpath666 October 20, 2016
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ClitDick

Slang used for micro penis or a very tiny cock
Sams nudes got sent around school, after being caught fingering his ClitDick in the bathroom
by Wood9 October 6, 2021
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